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Ok picture this you are driving home from college on spring break with your older sister. Instead of taking the fast way home you decide to take the back road and look at corn fields and toothless hillbillies. While driving down this road to nowhere a crazy truck comes speeding up behind you then passes you and goes on it's merry way. Further down the road you see crazy truck driver dumping what looks like a bloody body down a well. Would you A.) Keep driving and act like you didn't see that B.) Go to the nearest town and inform the police or C.) Turn around and go investigate like Scooby and his gang. Well if you were in this movie the correct answer would be C. Yes go down the well and take a look around AFTER the crazy truck driving mass murderer successfully drives you off the road after spotting you seeing him drop the body down the well. And you know what you would find down the well more dead bodies. So now you are terrified and guess who pops back up crazy truck driving mass murderer and he is now hunting you. Sounds like fun!!!!

Now i'm not bitter because I actually paid money to watch this horrible piece of crap. No i'm upset that someone tried to pass this off as an actual movie. Not only once but twice with a third movie on the way. My question is why? Let's be honest you did such a terrible job with the first one why try again? Just kill yourself for producing such an abomination so the world can continue spinning on it's axis. Why on Earth would anyone continue watching these movies. The movie starts off really well then it goes really bad in the worst possible way. It was one big cliche. There is a Psychic, a crazy cat lady, incompetent police, and even an oldies station playing the song Jeeper's Creepers. Even the wierd killer man we find out isn't really a man but a winged creature that steals body parts to make his own. WTF! 


The only good thing about this movie is... Well nothing really the entire movie sucks!  If I ever see this movie again I hope my eyes fall out my head immediatly so they won't be subjected to this travesty in film form.
 



 
 

I am really agitated by the products that Tyler Perry produces. His movies go out of there way to pander to black people. There is a simple formula to attrack massive amounts of black people to your movie. The first thing is a religous backstory. Nothing gets black people like seeing people in Church in a movie. Second you need a bad guy. This is either a cheating husband or wife or a white person holding down a hard working black person. The third and final thing is a happy ending. The happy ending usually follows some type of religious enlightenment. I feel like Tyler Perry has mastered this formula. I can't knock him for finding a way to make money. But the problem comes in when black people think this is good cinema and get angry when you try and say differently. I love to see my people in good movies. I always get accused of not liking "black" movies. I always tell people I like "good black" movies. Not that trash that is wrapped in sap.